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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Child birthing class

So....I'm new to this whole birthing experience. I've been trying to decide whether or not to go to a child birthing class. Tucker thinks its a waste of time, but I think it could be good to know about. There is a part of me that thinks that as well but I'm just not quite sure what to do.

This is why I have come to you all. What do you guys think about child birthing classes? Good, bad, helpful, stupid? What??

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sweet Nothings

My sister-in-law, you know who are you, says I need to update more often. I told her I have nothing to write about. So I thought I would just write a little about sweet nothings. So my hands have been itching for the last few weeks, the top of my hands that is. And I had little red bumps on them. I really didn't think anything of it, just thought it was a pregnancy thing. Then I go to the doctor and she says its exoma(sorry I don't know how to spell that) and give me cream. And sure enough its gone...well almost. I've never had that in my life, so I guess it was a pregnancy thing. No more itching hands. Also about being pregnant and having my belly 'expand', my garment top doesnt fit over it anymore. It drives me nuts because I keep pulling it down but it keep rolling back up. Im sure in a few months it won't be anywhere near staying down as it does now. Anyway, just a random fact.
So here at my office, the landlords are moving in upstairs. Pretty exciting! They are crazy and I know they will be watching our every move. Annoying!! The whole building is against them moving in. but what can ya do? Also my neighbor love to hack. He does it allllll day long.
If anyone has any advice about how to raise a kid I would love to hear it. Any remides, advice, things that work better than others. I would love to hear anything.
On the home front, Tucker is still faithfully looking for a job. Nothing yet, but we are hoping soon. He had a second interview up in Hanford, we should be hearing back from that in a week or so.
Well you all know that my life is pretty borning and I really don't do much except work and watch reality TV shows. So yeah I don't have anything else to write.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Poopy List

Thought you all could use a little laughter in your life......

Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Its a Girl!!

The Picture is kind of blurry, but it says there is a girl inside! Yeah I am excited, Tucker isn't to sure what he thinks about it yet. I'm sure it will grow on him soon.
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